May 2013
496 posts
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bmoburns:
oomshi:
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
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reshiham:
A pair of shirts that say “I’m with tsundere” and “I’m not with you, you idiot”
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charlamagnethagod:
I asked myself out and I said no
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commovente:
i meant everything i didn’t say
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adrians:
the best thing about being single is sleeping around. you can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. left, right, middle, wherever.
avatarsnowy:
i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something that actually hurts ur feelings even if i was joking and you know i was joking pls tell me and i wont say that again bcs its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting bcs of what i said
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damonwells:
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement
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jehanprouvaires:
it’s okay to be feminine (◠‿◠✿)
it’s okay to be masculine (◡‿◡✿)
let people be who they want to be ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
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deodrant:
i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
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doodlesbytara:
hey bud *wraps you up in a blanket* i know today might have been hard for you *ruffles your hair* but you made it through the day *boops your nose* you’re doing such a good job *kisses your forehead* and i am so proud of you
blueshoestrings:
‘you can’t spend your life in your room eating ice cream and watching animes you know’ yeah well you just try and fuckin stop me
disneyprincest:
i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
calibornsbottombitch:
awkwardvagina:
have you ever just cried because you’re you
#tears of joy
blackromney:
blackromney:
whats a good excuse to get out of soccer practice i need to know asap
excellent answers, thank u friends
bryannnne:
Oh man, remember when Razrs were like THE phone to have?
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suzzannnn:
when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
a-pariah:
a-pariah:
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
pizza-vs-taco:
a moment of silence for all the food we’ve dropped
ruraljackdaw:
ruraljackdaw:
My dad came up to me and said, “I think you and your sister should get garden gnomes, paint them as steampunk, and sell them”
I’m
what
update: he just came into my room and said “your sister tells me your internet friends like the idea, we’ll buy some gnomes on holiday”
okay
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iamaproudsuperwholockian:
yellowbrickrose:
you clever boy
and
buttlicked:
*touches ur butt* sorry it was an assident
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klinklang:
despite the fact that water tastes like nothing, it’s actually really good
like
how does it manage to do that
be tasty with no taste
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hec-ticglow:
love how bus drivers give each other that little wave or nod when their buses pass like they’re in a secret bus driver club who are actually on a way more important mission than what seems, they’re actually out preventing public mayhem and evil villains on fake nuclear buses.
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learn your teens lingo
rabioheab:
OMG= Oprah, My God OMFG= Oprah, My Fungus God LOL= Learning Oprah L’Facts ROFL= Reruns Of F’Oprah L’Show
textpoops:
So glad I’m 18 I’m going to look at porn for the first time ever
theweepyfox:
geometricdeathtrap:
So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work
I want this on a shirt.
