necesitamos:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.

wtfbadromancecovers:

“So, uh, Phil… what are you doing with that baby?””What baby?”

wtfbadromancecovers:

“So, uh, Phil… what are you doing with that baby?”
What baby?

nostilinski:

when ur on ur period and u stand up after sitting for a long time

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snapchatting:

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A haiku about Mario Kart

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

imtoolaceytodoanything:

bondoge:

why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865

that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?